Kinetic Powered Phone Recharger

Looks like the marketing team got a hold of this one and decided that the best way to generate enough kinetic energy to recharge your mobile is through dancing all night, out of your head on drugs.

The Register tells me that Orange in the UK has released The Orange Dance Charge which you strap to your arm while jigging around and through a system of weights and magnets, generates and stores enough energy to plug your nubile phone in for a recharge.

What a Tosser!

El Reg reports that a Victorian (Australia) man, who repeatedly made harrassing video calls to a woman to show himself whacking off, came unstuck when he made one of his calls while she was reporting his obscene behaviour at the local cop shop! The cops copped an eyeful then busted the badguy's balls.